Giving Up on Baseball, Football, and Soccer, Steadmans Turn to Hockey.

Dateline October 13, 2008. Facing a long winter after the demise of the Cubs and White Sox, saddled with a mediocre Bears team that appears destined to miss the playoffs altogether, and heavy with a hard loss by the Penguins to the Inferno, the Steadmans have turned their hopes and dreams to the ice. Hockey started this week. "I love to have a stick in my hands," said Sarah "Roku" Steadman. "Me too," said William Steadman, "the better to smack you with."