Dateline October 17, 2009. Due to heavy rain in the Chicago area this week, scheduled matches for both Torpedoes F.C. and F.C. Volcanoes were canceled this weekend. Torpedoes' match will be made up at a time to be determined, but Volcanoes' match will not. "Darn it," said Volcanoes' forward William Steadman. "My fans were really looking forward to trying out my new nickname, 'Hot Wheels Steadman.'"
"No they weren't," responded Sarah "Go-San" Steadman. "You have an overactive imagination."